How To Waste $20 on Amazon…

– Hey guys, this is Austin, and welcome to yet another episode of Ken Wastes Our Money on Amazon This time, with an impressive $20 budget

You really kept yourself kinda in-check this time Single hand–is this a knife? What'd you get a knife for? Let me guess, when you got $20 to work with, you get a little violent (laughs) All right, that's got some power Um, I do have to ask though, how is this mystery tech? This is just a really cool-looking knife So if you're interested in the measure one-handed opening knife, how much was this? Twenty bucks! A relative bargain

Item number two: a pillow? New cosplay Ken, what did you do, what did you do? Oh, it's pink, I don't like pink (laughs) Oh no We all know what's gonna happen now, right? So, Ken, can I ask, how much was this? Twenty dollars, yet again A wonderful Ken Bolito purchase that I'm totally not regretting letting him use the company card for

What is our next item? Okay, you're just not even trying now So we can see this is a customs declaration from Hong Kong post Before we open this, Ken, can you confirm, is this actually tech yet, or no? – [Ken] Yes (gasp) – You got me two bitcoin! How much were these? Twenty thousand dollars? (laughs) They're actual bitcoin Hey Ken, I got you a raise

It's one whole bitcoin Who said bitcoin wasn't real currency? I'm sure I can go and spend this in my local bitcoin store So we've got our bitcoin, we've got our onesie, we've got our knife I'm afraid to ask, what's next? Why are you bringing over Cheetos? Okay, the world's smallest vacuum Okay, this is actually kind of tech

How much is this? – [Ken] Twenty – I think you overpaid (laughs) So you know, when you watch these videos, it's like, Oh, how to waste $60 on Amazon, how to waste $100 on Amazon You're like, ha, that's kinda dumb But literally, Ken wasted all of our money on Amazon

Also, I just gotta say that my ankles are incredibly unhappy right now, just because like this is way too small So just know that while I look ridiculous up top, downstairs, whole 'nother story (laughs) (laughter offscreen) (vacuum whirring) Well I have Cheeto all over my hands Oh wow, that actually kinda works, a little bit This is my life now

(vacuum whirring) Anyway, I'd like to thank you all for tuning in to this episode of I don't know what happened Ken probably has more products I'm probably not done, but it makes me feel better thinking that I actually might be done with this video right now A smart watch? Just when I think I'm about to lose all hope, Ken drops the hot new tech on me How much was this? – [Ken] Twenty

– Twenty bucks! All right, you know what, let's just, enough of this Let's get rid of all this crap I like how the box just says Smart Watch as if, you know, you need to know anything more than it was a smart watch Put this next to the Apple Watch, though, and you can see that it's a little bit thicker, some might say All right, our smart watch is up and running

Wait, what? Insert sim Oh, oh, we're gonna insert a sim all right Oh, T-mobile, we are up and online And by online, I mean, we have a sim card and a $20 smart watch because we make poor decisions I guess Ken, hit me with your digits

Hello? – [Ken] Hello? – You were really quiet This is the quietest phone call I've ever been on You can hear me – [Ken] (mumbling) – I can't understand three words that you're saying right now Is the $20 smart watch good? Not particularly

Is it better than the other tech that Ken got for this video? Absolutely Next item please Okay, a mysterious black box that says Sound Cube Oh, a speaker, all right Oh, that actually looks kinda cool

So it's all metal around the outside, you gotta soft rubber foot on the inside Curious what it actually sounds like (rattling and buzzing) Ugh! Wha–? (warbled sound) You couldn't even plan this It's like everything is either terrible, it's a joke from Ken, or it doesn't work Okay, we're back up

(warbled music and static) I'm gonna try one more thing, I'm gonna try one more thing, because it worked for a second It worked for like one second – [Speaker] Hey guys, this is Austin, and today, my mission is very simple: to find the weirdest tech of CES 2018 And, uh, should be pretty easy – Okay

– A lot of weird stuff here So the razor booth is incredible– – That actually does work (warbled speech and static) It just breaks up for a few seconds Okay, got it Well, you almost got it, Ken

You were very close Um, please tell me we're almost done, because this suit is incredibly warm I've been informed that I need a laptop for this particular product How much is this? – [Ken] Seven dollars – Seven bucks? Okay

Seven bucks is better (laid back music) Is that really it? Oh! (laughs) So if for some reason you've made it this far through the video, and want even more, feel free to subscribe to the channel where Ken can torment me even more with this really, really dumb stuff Anyway guys, thank you so much for watching And I'm going to go reconsider my life decisions (laid back music)

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